Mark Cuban's Jedi- esque response upon being asked whether he's a 'glass half empty or half full' guy.
This was oddly satisfying
When my dad blames Ebola on Obamacare
Buying a car through Craigslist and we all made this EXACT face when she said it.
My daughter told me all the kids in her class were laughing at the word fat, but she didn't laugh.. cause that would be mean to daddy, who's fat.
It's that time of year again!
The crap you hear in lecture halls.
To everyone turning 18 in the next couple years...
To mobile mechanics and tradesmen. I learnt this the hard way.
Married her 2 weeks ago. She knows I hate shopping and bought me lunch.